Do You Have Any Ointment My John Hastings?
“This is comic storytelling stand-up at its most muscular: punchy, funny and fast-moving.” CHORTLE ★★★★
Critically acclaimed Canadian comedian John Hastings is coming to Rotterdam with his critically acclaimed brand-new show entitled ‘Do You Have Any Ointment My John Hastings? Within the last two years John got a standing ovation on America’s Got Talent (with no audience!) and got heckled by Dennis Rodman…
“An excellent off the cuff comic…he’s one of my must not miss comics for years now” BROADWAY BABY ★★★★
‘Do You Have Any Ointment’ deals with the shit he has had thrown at him since his last show in 2019…. Currently residing in Los Angeles, he has had a rough couple of years after continually being punched in the balls by life! This show deals with his divorce during Covid, his best friend dying, his near arm amputation and pooing in his own pants.
“Quality stand-up material, belly laughs, masterful storytelling ability” THE LIST ★★★★
Worse still on the flight to his best friend’s funeral BA dumped his meal on him and moved him to a middle seat and, because of his injuries, he sat covered in curry for 6 hours. At the funeral they forgot to ask the person they wanted to speak so he did an improvised speech to say goodbye. And while he was there all his bank accounts were frozen… Not unlucky enough for you? Hold my beer. He got bed bugs the day before he filmed a stand-up special for Mormons and was accused of fraud by the state of California because of a misreading of an online form by one state official.
'Bold dramatic delivery' ★★★★★ MIRROR ‘A truly inspired show’ ★★★★★ EDINBURGH FESTIVAL MAGAZINE
‘Go see him now!’ THE HERALD ★★★★ ‘Pleasure To Watch’ THE TIMES ★★★★
This show runs for about an hour.
We have table service with QR code, order, pay and your snacks and drinks are being served at your table
A membership which will give you entry to 5 of the coolest international specials
CJP holders of a CJP pas can use their promocode for this event
VBP a limited amount of tickets including two free beers, gotta be quick!
STAY OVER stay for the show right after the special and laugh all night long